Storytelling - Chase Public Feed
Lamentations! (The Pity Party Musical Sweeping the Nation!)
Here I sit:
Feeling as proud as can be
Because a few colleges
expressed an interest in me.
Yet one look at their tuition
restores my sanity.
On a side note, I would like to acknowledge that a great many of my most upsetting moments are best expressed through lighthearted rhyme. (Evidence of my admiration of Dorothy Parker, I imagine.)
B C F&M G H O S T W&M
Racing against the clock!
So it is 11:30 and I only have about 30 minutes to post a story. I told myself that I would do EVERY story this quarter now that I have gotten the hang of it.
So today, after school me and Yousef decided to go to McDonald's . The thing was there are soooo many McDonald's in Center City. As we walked down 22nd St, we contemplated prices, value menus, and cleanliness. By time we got to Market St. we had changed our minds about 3 times. In the end we decided to go to the one at 15th st. But the thing is there are 2 at 15th St. Our minds were completely boggled, so we picked cleanliness over anything, and went to the one on Arch. So when we got there and finally fixed our fatty, greasy itch, Yousef showed me the most awkward, and ridiculous things I have ever saw. This boy put a whole McChicken in between a double cheese burger! What kind of mess? It wasn't even just the chicken patty, he put the whole sandwich bun and all, and completely and destroyed that thing.So, today's trip to McDonald was a very fun and interesting experience.
So today, after school me and Yousef decided to go to McDonald's . The thing was there are soooo many McDonald's in Center City. As we walked down 22nd St, we contemplated prices, value menus, and cleanliness. By time we got to Market St. we had changed our minds about 3 times. In the end we decided to go to the one at 15th st. But the thing is there are 2 at 15th St. Our minds were completely boggled, so we picked cleanliness over anything, and went to the one on Arch. So when we got there and finally fixed our fatty, greasy itch, Yousef showed me the most awkward, and ridiculous things I have ever saw. This boy put a whole McChicken in between a double cheese burger! What kind of mess? It wasn't even just the chicken patty, he put the whole sandwich bun and all, and completely and destroyed that thing.So, today's trip to McDonald was a very fun and interesting experience.
True Story
Your mother is admitted into the hospital and after various tests, a clot if found in her heart. She immediately goes into surgery.
The next day, your wife is having double vision and her left side seems to be moving slower than her right. You tell a friend and he tells you to rush her to the hospital. The episode is categorized as a mini-stroke.
It was the worst week of your life.
The next day, your wife is having double vision and her left side seems to be moving slower than her right. You tell a friend and he tells you to rush her to the hospital. The episode is categorized as a mini-stroke.
It was the worst week of your life.
3.28
My day can only be describe with this quote: “Before you speak, think -Is it necessary? Is it true?
Is it kind? Will it hurt anyone? Will it improve on the silence?”
A six worded story type
Benchmarks are difficult....Capstones are nightmares
Depressing Six Word Story
I didn't get in Drexel University.
something
"Promises look good on paper, especially from you."
Someone shared a piece of information, about their personal life, with me. I've learned something new about this person. There was nothing said that meant I needed to keep this information a secret, but I knew it was something that was not to be brought up again, at least, not by me.
Someone shared a piece of information, about their personal life, with me. I've learned something new about this person. There was nothing said that meant I needed to keep this information a secret, but I knew it was something that was not to be brought up again, at least, not by me.
Life
Thirteen men, two women, and a cat sit around a table, pondering life, all of them wearing tin foil hats.
"Sex, money, alcohol, work, sex," say the men, breaking the silence.
"Nay," say the women. "Sex, money, clothing, hair, sex."
"Meow," say the cat. "Meow meow meow meow meow meow."
"So very wise," say the men.
"Brilliant," say the women.
The cat purrs.
"Sex, money, alcohol, work, sex," say the men, breaking the silence.
"Nay," say the women. "Sex, money, clothing, hair, sex."
"Meow," say the cat. "Meow meow meow meow meow meow."
"So very wise," say the men.
"Brilliant," say the women.
The cat purrs.
College
Being middle class: too poor to afford college, too wealthy to get financial aid.
